*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
at the pet store like
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
;u; woah! TY bae! Idk why you’d like me that much like that but gfdgdfgdfg t y ! Woah. You’re sweet, dear.
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong
i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
been listening to Dangan Ronpa OST again
Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.